Touring Distracts Ladytron Beauty from Pursuing Love Affair with Author of "And I Rant So Far Away"

The Bulgarian keyboardist/vocalist of electropop group Ladytron, Mira Aroyo is seen here crestfallen over the fact that no long distance phone calls can ever replace the material presence of the author of the "And I Rant So Far Away" blog.

The recent release of Ladytron's 4th studio album "Velocifero" has been bitter-sweet for Mira Aroyo.

With another promotional tour on her schedule, she is once again drawn away from addressing her romantic feelings for the author of the "And I Rant So Far Away" blog.

So saddened is she by this--another shortcoming in the cruel world of love--that she could not be reached for comment. She was either unavailable or so distraught by the issue at hand that she immediately hung up the phone, usually crying, "I don't have time for this bullshit," a surefire sign of her ironclad dejection.

The author of "And I Rant So Far Away," upon hearing this news, coolly replied, "Aw, how sweet of her, to miss her crush like that. I mean, I don't really listen to Ladytron, but she's pretty hot. I'd give that a chance."

When asked if he would attend Ladytron's upcoming performance in New York City, the only time when Mira Aroyo would ever be in close quarters to her love, the "Rant" author said "Mmhm. I don't know. Maybe. I don't want to seem like a jerk or anything, but I'm afraid that once I'm there, with her fawning over my every movement, I might touch a nerve with one of her male bandmates, or one of her male fans, and I just can't put up with jealousy and the anger that comes with it. I don't care to fight, but I don't mind to love, but I just can't do the latter in such a potentially caustic environment, you understand?"

The blog author also claimed that Ladytron's chief vocalist Helen Marnie is infatuated with him, as well. He then insisted that a list, which he was nursing in his jean pocket, of all the names of female celebrities who allegedly love him be reviewed, a gesture upon which this reporter ceased the interview and left out of a growing sense of depression.